Alice @ 97.3 hate gays.

This weekend is going to be fairly epic.
My own personal Nebraskan is flying in for an appearance.
I'll be wearing hardly any clothing,
The entire city of San Francisco will liquored up...

IT'S PRIDE WEEKEND, BABY!

Y'all remember last year

Here's a shocker: I'm not 21 WHAT WHAT! Who knew? Yeah ok everyone knew.
Since I cannot attend all the official Pride festivities (aside from the main event) I will not tell you about them. What I will tell you is where my Nebraskan and I will be on Friday: The Mission; and where my Nebraskan, our Mama and I will be on Saturday night: The Mission & Castro; and where my Nebraskan, our Mama, and thousands of gays will be on Sunday: Civic Center.

Know where gays won't be on Saturday?
ALICE SUMMERTHING
Really though, does this not sound like an ounce of fun?
Matt Nathanson, OneRepublic, Michelle Branch, Parachute & Andrew Allen are going to be on stage for a free show this Sunday from noon-4 in Golden Gate Park.
Riddle me this, Sarah & Vinny, why is it that Alice @97.3 puts on a decent sounding show every year the same day as Pride? Are there not enough weekends in the summer for you to choose from that you have to exclude the out and proud? Something smells fishy, and it's not my pants.

UPDATE 10:22am 
Who the fuck is Sandra Bernhard and why is she headlining Pride this year?
What happened to the days of Gaga and Backstreet Boys?
Why aren't Matt Nathanson, OneRepublic, Michelle Branch, Parachute, and Andrew Allen playing at Pride? I mean, since they're already in SF and everything... Wouldn't that make more sense?

This whole situation is bugging me.

UPDATE 10:27am
Have you heard of anyone from the lineup at Pride? Cause I haven't.

11:00	BAAITS
11:05-11:50	DJ Paul Goodyear
11:50	MicahTron
12:05	Moonalice
12:20	Brenda Reed
12:30	Grand Marshals
12:50	Tales of the City
1:00	Mark Leno & Trevor Project
1:05	Bishop Flunder & the City of Refuge Choir
1:25	Butch County
1:40	Last Regiment of Syncopated Drummers
1:55	Foxee and Liam
2:00	Derrick Barry
2:15	Stiletto Ghetto
2:30	Kat Graham
2:45	Cheer SF
3:05	Lime
3:25	Linda Perry/Deep Dark Robot
3:50	Jessica 6
4:10	Big Freedia
4:25	Kerli
4:45	Wendy Ho
4:55	Sandra Bernhard
5:15	Luciana
5:30	Taxi Doll
5:45	RWCB
6:00	Sister Crayon

UPDATE 11:23am
Michelle Branch's new single kinda sucks.




UPDATE 11:43am
I stopped caring about anybody but OneRepublic. Thank goodness they're playing last (3:45ish). I think I can have it all: Pride Parade, Pride Festival, AND OneRepublic! Sweet.