Hobolot

I have a new mission: to build Hobolot, a monstrous cardboard castle located in the center of Austin. Eventually, I shall expand far enough to swallow the entire city into my own boundaries and rule it as Queen. Thousands of years from now, my biography shall become the world's best selling book ever, which will prompt Amazon to finally list the Bible as fiction.

Really though, I need to find a place to live before this becomes reality. I'd make a terrible Queen.