Brief synopsis since I've arrived in Austin-
This city is trying to be San Francisco so hard.
Cows. Tons of cows.
It's hot and humid.
-No need for sweaters at night.
The layout of streets makes NO sense.
-even less than SF
I haven't seen any spiders yet.
-or rattle snakes.
-but I did see a giant frog.
Elaboration and visual aids shall come all in good time, my dears.