There be a zoom feature on my fancy digital cam-er-a

I went to Texas and all I got were these lousy photos

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Los Angeles - not even God wants to look at it.

In case you had any doubts, Los Angeles still sucks.

Los Angeles beach looks like tons of fun...

Salton Sea, California

A hole somewhere in Arizona, New Mexico, Mexico, or Texas

San Antonio at 6am

West Texas

Arizona fire

Somewhere in Northern Arizona

Another hole somewhere in Northern Arizona

It appears there's nothing down there.

Really though, nothing down there.

HOLD UP what's that?

OMG A TRAIN

Colorado River. Hoover Dam is visible from the other side of the plane.
It's ok, I didn't wanna see it anyway.
I didn't freak out about the possibility of seeing it through the entire trip or anything.
Really though, it's cool.

Vegas!

Vegas!

zoom

zoomy zoom

zoomy zoom zoom

zoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooom

New York!

Oo  O  oOo

SNOW (Mammoth)

SNOW (Mammoth)

SNOWWWWWW (Mammoth)

Calaveras Reservoir has a face

Why is the south bay so colorful?

Seriously folks, what is that?

Should I be concerned?

Who is this person?

I took tons of pictures. Check em all.